Jon Gruden Thinks The $5 Billion SoFi Stadium Stinks Out Loud, Potentially Looking To Fight The Guy Who Designed It
[PFT] - “I’m not an engineer, I have no idea. I have never heard that. I thought it was a joke. But it affected both teams,” Gruden said.
Gruden also dislikes the design of the visiting locker room.
“The locker room here is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen. I mean you can’t see anybody. It’s like a maze. So whoever contorted this visiting locker room, I’d like to meet this guy, see what his idea was,” Gruden said.
If this was any other coach I wouldn't have said potentially looking to fight. But this is Jon Gruden, this is Jon Gruden after a loss. There's no way he's just looking to talk to a guy. We all know what 'talk' means. It's when your girlfriend says you a 'k' or 'fine' message. It's when you're younger and your parents full name you or drop a middle name. You know you're in for some shit. That's what Jon Gruden is doing right here.
That man was baffled by a lightning delay in LA, like the rest of us. However, he was also debating if he could fight God and/or the guy who designed the stadium.
Now at the same time, there's no doubt when Gruden sits down and thinks about it all, he's going to respect the fuck out of this dude. Designing a visitors stadium where you can't see anyone? Genius. He's livid he didn't think of it first. He's probably calling number 1 on his speed dial, and yes Jon Gruden uses speed dial, to tell Mark Davis it's time to move out of Allegiant Stadium or at least redo it. If there's an advantage, Jon Gruden is going to take advantage of it.
PS: Gruden leading it all off with 'I'm not an engineer' is so goddamn funny to me. Yeah, this dude looks like an engineer.
That man was only put on this Earth to coach football.